So 2010....well, all I have to give you so far is a swift flick of the middle finger. You, 2010, promised so much but unfortunately you have delivered very little. A job, yes, but not an enjoyable one. I have yet to get a haircut or a pair of jeans.
The only thing this year has given me so far is two new bras and a bus pass.
So come on sir....buck up your ideas. Throw a little joy and relaxtion my way otherwise I will royally fuck you up.