The world is a better place now with the announcement by Phil Collins, declaring he will never drum again. I want to say a big thank you to that bald headed, twerpish, arrogant bellend of a man, who's unfortunate music career since the mid-70s has never failed to intertwine my intestines to create some sort of organic balloon amimal within my abdomen, for quitting now instead of extending his already pointless career. Hopefully this is just the start and in a few months time he will announce his retirement from a sentient life and become a unconscious slab of humanoid cells which will eventually become mulch in the back garden of his ludicrously over-sized Switzerland estate.
Please Phil, do it. Think of the children.
In other random thoughts, who in the name of Will Ferrell's hairy belly is Speech Debelle? I sense another case of the Mercury panel choosing someone obscure and random so they can appear hip and 'down' with the underground music scene. My vote would have went to Two Suns by Bat For Lashes. A weird, wonderful and downright exquisite album that was definitely one of my favourites of the past year. Silly Mercury music panel.
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