My Theory On The Why Labour Is Failing

Because their leader looks like Droopy Dawg, that’s why!

Gordon Vs Droopy

Freakish isn’t it? The Labour Party is being led by a depressed looking hound.

But it is not just Gordon Brown who is letting the side down with his weird lookalike.
Even Jack Straw (the ex-Foreign Secretary and now Secretary for Justice (whatever that is)) has his own weird lookalike.

Straw Vs Demon

That’s right everyone. Jack Straw is in fact The Demon Headmaster
Truly frightening. It does explain a lot though. How we were convinced that there were WMD in Iraq and all that stuff.

Then we have the Secretary of State for Transport Geoff Hoon, who looks freakishly like Timothy Dalton.

Hoon Vs Dalton

As much as i love The Dalton, i don’t want his brother from another mother being responsible for how our government votes.

Then there is the added hilarity of the fact the Minister for Education is called Ed Balls!! Balls!!

Now i think this Labour Government can sort itself out by stop putting in bad celebrity lookalikes and people with ludicrious names. Then they can get round to the important job of getting their policies right and gaining the public favour back. There is nothing worse then seeing the slimy Tories worming their way back into people’s subconscious.